这三样东西,女人经常找你要,十有八九不爱你

1. 爱情就像一场马拉松,不是比谁跑得快,而是看谁跑得久。如果她总是让你掏腰包,那她可能更爱终点的奖金。Love is like a marathon, it’s not about comparing who runs faster, but about seeing who runs longer. If she always makes you pay, then she may love the final prize more.2. 当她说“给我点空间”,你最好给她一个宇宙,因为真爱不是囚笼,而是星空。When she says “give me some space”, it’s best to give her a universe, because true love is not a cage, but a starry sky.3. 如果她总是要求你改变,那她可能只是爱上了你的影子,而不是你这个人。If she always asks you to change, then she may just be in love with your shadow, not the person you are.4. 爱情不是一场交易,如果你发现她对你的爱是按斤两算的,那她可能更适合去菜市场。Love is not a transaction. If you find that her love for you is calculated by weight, then she may be more suitable to go to the market.5. 真爱是无条件的,如果她总是用“你给的不够”来衡量你,那她可能更适合去超市。True love is unconditional. If she always measures you by saying “you didn’t give enough”, then she may be more suitable to go to the supermarket.6. 如果她总是要求你给她时间,而不是给你时间,那她可能更喜欢和手机约会。If she always asks you to give her time instead of giving you time, then she may prefer to date with her phone.7. 爱情不是一场考试,不需要你为了她而改变答案,真正的爱是接受你所有的选择题。Love is not an exam, you don’t need to change the answer for her. True love is accepting all your multiple-choice questions.8. 当她说“我需要空间”,如果她指的是整个银河系,那她可能更适合去NASA。When she says “I need space”, if she is referring to the entire Milky Way, then she may be more suitable to go to NASA.9. 如果她总是要求你给她更多的钱,那她可能更爱银行,而不是你。If she always asks you to give her more money, then she may love the bank more than you.10. 爱情不是一场拍卖会,如果她总是用价格来衡量你的爱,那她可能更适合去eBay。Love is not an auction, if she always measures your love by price, then she may be more suitable to go to eBay.11. 如果她总是要求你给她时间不打扰,那她可能更喜欢和自己的手机保持联系。If she always asks you to give her time not to disturb her, she may prefer to stay in touch with her phone.12. 真爱是相互的,如果她总是要求你为她改变,却不愿意为你改变,那她可能更适合去健身房,而不是你的心房。True love is mutual. If she always asks you to change for her, but is unwilling to change for you, then she may be more suitable to go to the gym than your heart.

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